December 2009
50 posts
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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I'm obsessed with clocks.
Fuck digital though. Analog all the way, baby!
Dec 31st
New Years (High Def) Resolution.
In no particular order: Be more extroverted Have more fun at school Hit up da gym more Make even more pottery Be better at being better Hate things less Use emoticons more freely
Dec 31st
Dec 29th
“That’s what I like, a good guy and a jerk off. It’s all one in the...”
– Sn00ki, The Jersey Shore
Dec 27th
Dear Youth.
Don’t be fooled by NYC.
Dec 26th
My Cat Got Into the Cat Nip.
He will be so hungover.
Dec 25th
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A Cry For Help!
My hard drive crashed so if I know you and we might be in the same place over the next four weeks or so may I steal you music?
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Dec 24th
Consumerism.
I love the commercial where Santa is running into a Target store.
Dec 23rd
“I don’t even know what I was running for - I guess I just felt like it.”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 1
Dec 23rd
Dec 20th
I'm Tired.
And I finally can be.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
It Is Estimated...
That 0.7% of the globe’s population is drunk at all times. I estimate that 100% of the Jersey Shore is drunk at all times.
Dec 18th
“The talent said ‘Here I am, don’t mind my face!’”
– Godfrey, in reference to Susan Boyle’s first appearance on Britain’s Got Talent
Dec 18th
Dec 15th
A Poet's True Feelings.
I always wanted to love Enrique. But that mole always got in my way.
Dec 15th
Today.
In an attempt to achieve straight A’s I have formulated a plan. I will become a centaur. Centaurs always get A’s.
Dec 15th
3 tags
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
Nothing Says Holiday Spirit..
Like watching a man in a Suburban spit on a guy in the street. Christmas in the city.
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
IN HONOR OF CATHY NILAND'S BIRTHDAY I AM STARTING...
goditsmeamanda: i hope this blog makes me internet famous! You are the only internet star in my eyes.
Dec 12th
Thank You.
For the birthday wishes, one and all.
Dec 11th
Dec 7th
Thanks to the Pastor
Rapping at your eulogy.
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
Your Nose Grows Your Whole Life.
I think mine is having a growth spurt…
Dec 7th
“If the evangelicals vote, they determine the election. It’s a fabulous...”
– Pastor Ted Haggard, Man who blows my mind…
Dec 6th
Watching Jesus Camp...
….HOLY JESUS CHRIST.…
Dec 6th
Some Recent Google Searches:
Beautiful Libraries Baby Squid EatPes Art Runners MoMA Hours Urban Dino Finals RULE!
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
The Only Real Religion. →
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
“I left the club early because I didn’t want to cheat on my...”
– Jwoww, The Jersey Shore
Dec 4th
“There is no doubt that that woman is in control of $40 million dollars.”
– Gerry Herdman, my painting teacher
Dec 4th
“Girls are s’posed to cook, guys are s’posed to eat, you know how it...”
– Pauly D, The Jersey Shore
Dec 4th
The Jersey Shore.
Damn MTV, you’ve done it again.
Dec 4th
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
Dubai.
Like, what?!
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
Kandinsky.
That bastard is keeping me up all night.
Dec 2nd
CG.
Nothing here is bottled at the source like you.
Dec 2nd
Dear Bearded Douche with White Painted Nails who...
I’m sorry. I’m sorry you graduated from Pratt and I go there now. I’m sorry my FALL 09 sticker is wearing off from so much use. I’m sorry you have to give me a (barely existent) student discount of $15 even though I should get in to your crappy museum for free. I’m sorry Sheila Pepe is in charge and faculty positions have changed hands since you went to school....
Dec 2nd