Wait, Tina’s Trainspotting moment on Bob’s Burgers…

sfeeneyrustlife:

togifs:

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Tools are hard

Just met Milo…

Dating website for singles with food allergies.

Are chocolate covered strawberries your sexy date night nightmare? Are you constantly worried that your boyfriend has just scarfed down another tin of Planters peanuts before leaning in for a kiss? FEAR NO MORE!!!

itsvondell:

Now I know what true power feels like

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

(Source: youtube.com)

First knuckle tattoo…

drarna:

i need to start planning for my future career as a big booty hoe

Hip Hop Hunny Buns of America

Stuck in my head a lot lately.

alphaf3male:

cruelhand:

suburbanxhome:

beautifulxprincess:

More important than the gallon challenge.

(Source: hitmonchan)

Ooooo baby, up late drafting a contract…ASL (alignment, spacing, layout???) How you doin’?

(Source: lustik)

School Picture Day

© Cathy Niland 2013

It doesn’t matter how many water bugs are sentenced to death in our home each summer, no message of caution ever seems to reach the next seemingly suicidal generation. 

Having killed one only a few minutes ago (approximate TOD - 4:02 a.m.) , I can’t help but wonder just how many scuttle in to the cracks when I get to bed at a normal hour? 

But you guys, really, where are my glasses?