Wait, Tina’s Trainspotting moment on Bob’s Burgers…
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Now I know what true power feels like
i need to start planning for my future career as a big booty hoe
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Stuck in my head a lot lately.
Ooooo baby, up late drafting a contract…ASL (alignment, spacing, layout???) How you doin’?
It doesn’t matter how many water bugs are sentenced to death in our home each summer, no message of caution ever seems to reach the next seemingly suicidal generation.
Having killed one only a few minutes ago (approximate TOD - 4:02 a.m.) , I can’t help but wonder just how many scuttle in to the cracks when I get to bed at a normal hour?
But you guys, really, where are my glasses?